Saturday, November 1, 2008
I heard a joke. It goes like this: A woman is sitting on a bus. Two foreign men come onto the bus. They start to have a conversation. She ignores it until she hears this: one man says to the other, "Emma come first, Denna I come. Two-a asses come-a together. I come again. Two-a asses come again. I come once-a more. Den come-a da pee-pee. I come one final time." The woman stands up and says, "You may do that wherever you're from, but here in
, we don't talk about our sex life in public!" The two men give her a wierd stare. "What-a are you talking about lady? I'm-a just telling my friend how to spell-a Mississippi!"