Saturday, November 1, 2008

Watta!

I heard a joke. It goes like this: A woman is sitting on a bus. Two foreign men come onto the bus. They start to have a conversation. She ignores it until she hears this: one man says to the other, "Emma come first, Denna I come. Two-a asses come-a together. I come again. Two-a asses come again. I come once-a more. Den come-a da pee-pee. I come one final time." The woman stands up and says, "You may do that wherever you're from, but here in , we don't talk about our sex life in public!" The two men give her a wierd stare. "What-a are you talking about lady? I'm-a just telling my friend how to spell-a Mississippi!"


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8 comments:

luvclutter said...

sounds like some of my neighbors on that bus LOLOL

Angel Wings said...

WOOOOOOOOW that was SICK!!!

luvclutter said...

notice, I didn't say which neighbors.......men or women cute joke tho

Mark said...

Thanks for the comments. I only wish more than like 5 people knew about this site. Also, I have stopped writing the Bounty Hunter Book unless someone tells me they enjoy it.

Seth said...

wow.

just.

wow.

*makes sick face*

Angel Wings said...

I like it....And stop being so picky! If I'd never come on this blog nobody would be commenting...

Sorry so rude I'm mad at my dog! He ate my last gum drop...

I know that sounded stupid...

Angel Wings said...

Oh and Mark no. We just e-mail each other alot.

Cabbie said...

Yeah, kind of- just wow. Seth was totally right.
~Always~