A day in the life

Man, I am sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo bored. Why? Because if my brother doesn't fork over the controller soon, I will rip it out of hands, hit him with it, sigh, and then realise, now I can't play, so what was was I thinking, Wait, WHOA, what am I doing here, and why is there an unconcious 13 year old and broken controller near my feet, and why do I want to laugh?